Stinking of weed
This actually is more just what I've seen parents say when they really DON'T smell weed on their kid, and may just be springing a test on their kid due to recent suspicions or something, because I have learned that the smell dissipates very quickly off clothing and hair. However, the hands continue to reek of weed long after someone smokes, because that is the part that has been digging through bags of weed, rolling joints/blunts, packing down into bowls, holding sticky, and the worst, the tar-laden blunt roach that stinks to the high heavens of herb oil (smell your next blunt roach, you'll understand if you somehow missed that one). Remedy this by a THOROUGH washing of the hands with soap and warm water, or if that's into available, just rub your hands around in something smelly. Eat some buffalo wings or something.
Smell it on your breath
If someone says this to you, they either just walked in as you were smoking or they are full of sh*t The smell is gone from your breath in 5 minutes MAX. And if you're that concerned, take a god damn breath mint.
Posture
A lot of kids lose themselves as their are being talked to. They end up wavering. JUST STAND STILL! I always used to lean against something to support me .
Knowing through speech/behavior
This is a tough one, the one that always got me . I never had a problem keeping my eyes normal and I always smelled ok. But I always f*cked up when I was talking to them, so what I eventually learned to do was just say nothing. Smile and keep eye contact.
That's all for now, hope it helps anyone who lives with anyone that shouldn't know about your naughty habit.
Good Luck!
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